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Title: A Brief History of Home Invasions: It's Not the Uninvited Guest, It's What You Do With Them That Counts
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing/character: McGee/DiNozzo
Rating: 12
Length: 14655 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Bellisario and CBS. If NCIS belonged to me there'd be more text.
Summary: When Tony turns up at Tim's door, suitcase in hand, Tim has no idea why he's there or what's supposed to happen next. Probably a revolutionary dish mop and a potential threat to his life aren't high on his list of possible options, though.

A/N: Please assume this takes place in the few months skip between 801 and 802 and goes solidly AU from there. Excuse the title, it's been a long time since I've written anything (November 2011!) and it's making me happy. If you enjoy reading it even half as much as I enjoyed writing it then job done! Thank you to the souls who read this as I wrote it, especially miscellanny. Your encouragement meant a lot to me. <3

Links:
First part on LJ | DW
All parts linked through on both LJ and DW, click to advance.
Whole fic: On AO3