Kiss Me, Probie

Title: When Worlds Collide, Spill or Fall out of Cupboards: Five Ways it Could Have Happened Ten Years Later
Author: catwalksalone
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing/character: McGee/DiNozzo
Rating: R
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended. If NCIS belonged to me there'd be more text.
Summary: Five realities, five second meetings--when fate has it in for you, you just have to go along.
Warning: Reference to consensual sex with one underage (16) participant.
A/N: So I wrote It's Not Only Ships That Pass in the Night for Porn Battle and a variety of people wanted to know what happened when Tony and wee!Tim met up again ten years later. This fic is the answer to that. Actually, it's five different answers, four alternate realities and one canon(ish) reality. Because I like to make life more complicated for myself, wtf, cat?

You probably want to have read the earlier fic first, but if you don't want to read consensual sex with one underage (US standard) participant that's fine, all you need to know is (highlight to read) (skip) Randomly meeting in Washington, Tim propositions Tony who doesn't know he's underage (16). There is sex outside a converted church. Tim owns a handkerchief (I promise this is relevant) Tony finds out how old Tim is and gives him money for a cab so he gets back to his hotel safely.

Beta, support and encouragement by soupytwist. She is never to be confused for someone far less awesome.

Spoilers through season 3. Some dialogue directly lifted from the show. (Thanks, writers!) Split into two posts because of length - link to second at end of first (who said Five Things fics had to be short? :D )

When Worlds Collide, Spill or Fall out of Cupboards: Five Ways it Could Have Happened Ten Years Later