Fic: Mission Timpossible, DiNozzo/McGee, G

*taps mic* I say, is this thing still on? :D

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Title: Mission Timpossible
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing/character: McGee/DiNozzo
Rating: G
Length: 8830 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Bellisario and CBS. If NCIS belonged to me there'd be more text.
Summary: AKA: Five Distraction Activities Tim Gave Tony and One Tony Gave Tim, Which May Have Not Quite Gotten The Point. Spoilers through S12.

A/N: With very grateful thanks to flootzavut for the chats in comments which made me remember how much I loved these two, to lamentables for providing the final creative kick that got me writing and to soupytwist for beta, enthusiasm and pushing me to do better.

Apparently once you're Tim/Tony, you're in for life.

Mission Timpossible: LJ | DW | AO3

Fic: A Brief History of Home Invasions, DiNozzo/McGee, 12

Hi! It has been a very long time and I'm so pleased to be posting here again. I missed you! :D

Title: A Brief History of Home Invasions: It's Not the Uninvited Guest, It's What You Do With Them That Counts
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing/character: McGee/DiNozzo
Rating: 12
Length: 14655 words
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Bellisario and CBS. If NCIS belonged to me there'd be more text.
Summary: When Tony turns up at Tim's door, suitcase in hand, Tim has no idea why he's there or what's supposed to happen next. Probably a revolutionary dish mop and a potential threat to his life aren't high on his list of possible options, though.

A/N: Please assume this takes place in the few months skip between 801 and 802 and goes solidly AU from there. Excuse the title, it's been a long time since I've written anything (November 2011!) and it's making me happy. If you enjoy reading it even half as much as I enjoyed writing it then job done! Thank you to the souls who read this as I wrote it, especially [livejournal.com profile] miscellanny. Your encouragement meant a lot to me. <3

Links:
First part on LJ | DW
All parts linked through on both LJ and DW, click to advance.
Whole fic: On AO3